I usually walk to classes at my college during the week. Its a short stroll always filled with interesting characters and familiar noises such as horns honking, homeless people preaching about eggs benedict relating to jesus? and the all to constant creepy mens tragic cat calling.
One specific area in which I pass on this lovely walk , is the PNC builidng. Its a bright , happy little spot that I don't mind walking by, except there is a HERD of pigeons there . Theyre like a gang, they should probably be sporting bird size bandanas, I bet they re hiding miniature GAT'S in their nasty grey feathers.
This may sound a bit odd, but I promise you , these pigeons bully me. It is a daily occurrence that they almost either hit me flying, don't move like a damn road cone and I almost trip OR distract me because I'm so nervous that they will do the previously mentioned devilish acts THUS causing me to bump into someone and look more awkward than I already am.
I resonded by sending him a googled pic of a dead pigeon
Expecting a victory email of my fathers theory failing, he said "Those are pigeons photo shopped flipped over , not dead"
BAHAH oh Peter<3
ANYWAY today could have been my sweet sweet revenge...
I was driving loving the world feeling fantastic about life sipping overly creamed coffee
when one of my ARCH NEMISIS'S was lounging in the middle of the street probably feasting on someones old hotdog
Be a ruthless goddess and run this evil- feathery- bullying- gang-gat-holdin - bandana -wearin- pigeon over?
OR
do I slow down and respect nature and accept that I am of lesser glory than this stinken pigeon>>?
...
Is the suspense killing you?
..
well I RAN THAT BITCH OVER !
ah i kid i kid, I slowed down.. I didnt want to look like a crazy Pigeon hitler yeno>?
I have to uphold my status of cute innocent blonde girl OBVIOUSLY
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I think the sunshine is morphing my brain to this really giving generous , non pigeon , homeless quarter giving being.
THE SONG FOR TODAY SHALL BE
À L'orée Des Bois BY PLANTS AND ANIMALS
awesome song , awesome band , awesome album
they're from Canada and relatively new and ROCKIN
really chill and great for pigeon driving over fun!
ch ch check it
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